• Them : Yunjae is not real
• Me : MKMF 2008,the "yunjae holding hands and Junsu who try to stop them " video . Ect ect
• Jaejoong : I've never wrote a song for a woman . ..
• Them : ...
• Me : :-) :-) :-) :-)

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE SAY . I LOVE CHUBBY YUNHO!

• Me: * Suddenly have this urge to date someone*
• Me: Thanks God its gone ......
• Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaah I want to date someone *start crying *
• Me: ' But me cant because me want Yunho .... '
• Me: What the hell was that ????

Do you know who the perfect guy is ?

TV5XQmembers mixed up all together THAT WOULD BE PERFECTION ! 

he would have junsu’s baby face

yunho manliness and aegyo  oh ! and his D*ck ( what ? dont stare at me like that ! we all know that he has a big one which suddenly wakes up when he’s on stage … * runs away * )

Jaejoong’s cute and naughty/horny behavior when he’s drunk

yoochun’s cuteness and sexy voice

changmin’s stare

ect ect ect ECT ECT ECT ECT ECT ECT ECT !!

Me : MOM I FOUND THE PERFECT GUY !

MOM : Who ?

Me :  It’s five perfect korean men mixed up all together

MOM :  YOU WANT TO MARRY THE 5 OF THEM ? my daughter is weird ..

Dont underestimate me old lady …

MOM : DID YOU JUST CALL ME OLD ??

I’m Yunho biased but I dont know why every single time I find Changmin on my dashboard its just like a drama Yunho is the perfect guy and then * Oh look cold changmin judging you while he’s passing by* and BAM! seduced … but .. I DONT WANT TO LIVE MY YUNHO ALOOOOONE .

Me : I want yunho to get taned again
Ovaries: No , No , No That’s not safe at all  !
Me : But ..
Ovaries : NO !! … Please dont think about it !! We dont want to go out again .

This awkward moment when you need an interaction between Jaejoong from 2013 ( Gayness overload : goal completed) and Yunho from 2013 ( Manliness + Gayness )
Just to compare how they grew up since the hug era . like when you look at
couples who passed from schoolboy and schoolgirl madly inlove to engaged/serious relationship/ together forever bitches.

and then reality hits you back : Tvxq/ JYJ/Homin taken as a couple in love *insert crazy laugh* / Jaejoong’s songs ” All Alone ” & ” Healing for myself “.
but we still have …. “Kiss B” *perverted stare*…. yeah … ” Kiss B ” *whisper* «Kiss B ….Kiss B… »

Jaejoong : ” I wanna run to you my love …”

Me  : Why Why WHY ??? Why Yunho Why cant you see i’ts a signal !?

       JAEJOONG RUN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ?? RUN TO HIM

* crying* dfjhgkuyfqfsjhsingnaljfhgsdfgdsfugf ! GOOOOO TELL HIM ……..

and since this day this girl never listened  to “All Alone ” in the bus again .

Those who dont know DBSK /Tohoshinki/TVXQ dont know how it feels to wake up to doushite kimi wa suki nandarou seriously it’s like angels are singing to wake you up its THE BEST ALARM EVER !!